Sunday, December 27, 2009

Pessimism


I must admit, I had to look up how to spell pessimism. It just isn't in my vocabulary, and any who know me know that I love my extensive vocabulary.
I decided to try pessimism this past semester. As you can guess, it went dismally wrong. I'd have something to be pessimistic about, like not doing well on a quiz or my dad loosing his job, but then I'd come home at the end of the day all sad...and to be quite frank I didn't like that. I've just never really had the opportunity to have so many things to be sad about really...
So you're sad...all the time. Me, I love to smile and try to make others do the same. So I began to think that I was putting up a facade. Why should I act happy when I'm sad? But really, I just turn out to be a happy person. I guess what I'm trying to say guys is that it's not worth it to be sad or overly pessimistic. I've always wondered if by allowing myself to be overly sad I'd be forever condemned to stay so. But no, I think I've come out the better. Cause now I can see how to make the sad things better. I say better instead of happy because you're never going to be happy about loosing an expensive textbook; but there are ways you can go about making it a better situation than sitting there feeling sorry for yourself. Because then you realize the next day when you find that text book at the lost and found that there was no real reason for you to be pessimistic. And if you didn't find it and didn't have the money to buy another? There are ways around that if you just think about it instead of dwelling on being sad.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

FW: Crashing the White House


My Aunt sent me this and I sadly must echo  the sentiment about sarcasm. Oh it is glorious, glorious sarcasm!!! :D -Strawboat

 
: Fw: Crashing the White House

 

Ah, the sarcasm in this letter to the editor--Wish I could claim it:
 
I don't understand why the White House is so upset about the two party crashers at Barack Obama's steak dinner the other night.
Is it really appropriate and politically correct to call them party crashers just because they trespassed on Mr. Obama? Does that make them criminals? Isn't that discrimination? Shouldn't they be rewarded for such bold and brave behavior? Maybe they were just trying to feed their family?
I would suggest that it's more appropriate to call them "undocumented guests."
Just because they weren't officially invited doesn't mean they should be treated like criminals. Maybe they should get free health care, free housing, free legal services and free White House green cards so next time they can enter legally. And they should be able to bring all of their relatives and family members, too.
How can Mr. Obama be mad at them just because they crossed over some arbitrary man-made border? They were there only to do the things that regularly invited guests didn't want to do. (Like hang out with Joe Biden.)
How can the White House punish these undocumented visitors?

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Husky?


If you followed that link like you should have, I am sure that you would NOT have felt very welcome. I'm doing research on cargo data right now and had to share this website and the abnormally eerie dog that is its mascot. As far as dogs go, huskies are on the list of dogs I don't hate. But this one might just be an exception. Just remember that he can go the distance!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

really?

So I've decided that I finally need to make fun of save the words.com. Yes, I love them, but this time I just found too many words that I could make fun of! I'll still do 10 though to keep with tradition.

  • pregnatress-female power that generates or gives birth to something
This is the winner to the "Really?" Contest. I mean, WHO would use this word? Hi, I want to be awkward so I'm going to use a word that refers to being pregnant in reference to something I'm talking about. "You, woman, you are a pregnatress of weirdness." I just...could never adopt this word into my vernacular. XD Though it would be hilarious if someone did. Quite hilarious.
  • boscaresque-alluring; scenically wooded
Can a word have two oh-so-different definitions? I guess a scenically wooded area is alluring...but it just seems so odd to me. Silly english.
  • phoenigm-reddening of the skin
This will now be in reference to a boy who blushes in my presence. Albeit I'll say it, but no one will get it. I'll have to get all my really close friends to sign a waiver saying they will laugh when I use this in the off-situation that a boy blushes in my presence. If I can even say it without sounding like I'm saying phlegm.
  • operiment-a covering
eh? I think a better definition for this word is combining the definitions of an operation and an experiment. A.K.A. medical trials XD
  • rogalian-of or pertaining to a great fire
Maybe this word would be better used in reference to "of or pertaining to a great baldness." Doesn't it just scream rogaine?
  • adnascentia-root-like branches that sprout into the earth from a plant's
a plant's what?!?! A PLANT'S WHAT!!!! yeah...they cut off the definition but I'm pretty sure they are in reference to these.
  • odynometer-instrument for measuring a pain.
I always wondered what that machine on The Princess Bride was called...
  • saburrate-to put sand or gravel in a ship as ballast
O...K...sounds like a captain was drunk when he was giving instructions to his crew to put sand or graval in a ship as ballast.
  • secability-capability of being cut
I've got nothing for this one. Just makes me think of Harry Potter... "Sercumceptra!" at least I think that's the cutting one in book 6...
  • vacivity-emptiness
This word kinda makes sense actually. I think of vicinity and vacivity as opposite now though even though it doesn't quite work. "Is he in the vacivity?"...Meh!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Thanksgiving Apples

As always, us kids for Thanksgiving like to play some games. I remember doing this in the past, so here are the apple's to apple's terms that I won for the day :D. Enjoy!

Patriotic
Ancient
Touchy-Feely
Crazed
Innocent
Dysfunctional
Neglected
Rare
Temperamental
Unbelievable
Misunderstood
Idiotic
Squeaky Clean
and Dead :D

Thursday, November 12, 2009

No! Recycling Can't be Garbage!!!

So I just read my first article that was against recycling and my world has been turned topsy turvy. That's right. Up until now I had only looked to recycling from an environmentalist perspective and I LOVED IT. But now...I'm viewing it as an economist. AH!!!

This is the article, Recycling is Garbage by John Tierney.

While I would encourage you to read it yourself (took me about 30 min) I have included four highlights:

Quote one: "Every week," Dittersdorf said, "75,000 trees are cut to make the Sunday New York Times." The children were appalled. A few glanced reproachfully at me sitting in the back of the
room. I didn't try to justify my -- or your -- role in this weekly tree-slaying, garbage-
generating, earth-defiling ritual.The children were in no mood for heresy.

This is when the NYT journalist was giving an example from when he observed a classroom's 'Three R's" example lesson. I thought the way he portrayed the children's resentment hilarious! To think, a journalist getting beat up by 30 little third graders. hehe...


Quote Two: Chaz Miller, a contributing editor for Recycling Times, a trade newspaper. "There's been a messianic zeal that's hurt the cause. The American public loves recycling, but we have to
do it efficiently. It should be a business, not a religion."

This is also how I kinda used to look at it, with the zeal only an environmentalist could have. But now they are applying to my allegedly more rational economist side!? So what is my opinion on the matter? I think I'll take to heart the idea that recycling is necessary, but it has to be done efficiently. In the article it states that on a local government level, there are many systems of recycling that work at an economically efficient level. But what makes or breaks a system is the fact that each one is adapted to the municipality that it is in. New York's system of recycling needs to be inherently different from Paris, North Dakota. We can't just have one solve-all-problems system across the board (or in this case the federal government...) and that's why we have state governments. We've got to use them!

Quote Three: When consumers follow their preferences, they are guided by the simplest, and often the best, measure of a product's environmental impact: its price.

Ah, the true words of an economist. Tierney is actually quoting one right here! So yeah, they introduce the idea that people should have to pay for the disposal of their own trash and I thought to myself...yeah...that could work. I've seen pictures of pre-government trash collecting and they look pretty raunchy...but now that people have had a taste for clean streets maybe it'll work.

Quote Four: Many environmentalists trust government regulations more than market forces.

Ew. I hate government regulations. They are useful, yes, but often inefficient. I LOVE market forces! Enough said, my economist side won out on this side. But as always, one should never rule out the other option when making policies cause then you might miss the best course of action...

So I hope this was thought provoking. It was for me. I never thought recycling could be bad...and though I don't go into the detail the article does...I find I still want the good feeling I get when I put an empty gallon of milk into my homes yellow recycling bin that now costs more than I thought it did. Lucky for me recycling is inelastic :D

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

FW: Health Care


This was sent to me...and I think it prooves a point...though I won't be sending it to anyone else. enjoy~! -Strawboat


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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Only the Best Month Ever!

I have to say that this November is going to be a blast.

Why you might ask? Oh, the reasons are endless, to be sure. However, I do have two particular reasons why.

That's right gentlemen. Take this opportunity to grow a mustache. We all know that if it's for a cause, then it's acceptable! Don't listen to the other guys you know who say it's nasty! Don't listen to the sissy girls who say it's disgusting! Just do it!

2)NaNoWriMo!

That's right literary buffs everywhere! Take this month to set aside all serious thought to you writing and write til your fingers bleed! Or til you hit 50,000 words, whatever comes first. But the whole point is to write a 175 page novel! I've never done it before...

So, that's two reasons why this November is going to be amazing! Since I can't really participate in the first, I think I'm going to have to be avid about the second one. :D

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Killers

As promised, I drew the Killers this past conference weekend. However, I have forgotten to write about them! I was kinda caught up in getting them framed. I was very excited to have them in a panoramic scene...unfortunately the bookstore does not have that capability. So I had to split the pictures into 4 solo motifs. Do enjoy~!
Brandon Flowers! He came out the best! Though I'm upset at this fact, as I'll explain later, I'm also pleasantly content with it. Head singer extraordinaire and he's got style! Whoot for those cool ties he wears!

Mark Stoermer! He's the bassist. He always is really cool and informative in interviews. But he also came out the weirdest...I think at least. But my friend said he looks like a bassist so I must have done some good in this picture of him! :D
Ronnie Vannucci! He's my favorite band member! I worked on him first so that he would come out the best but Brandon diiiiiiiiiiiiiiid D: At least I got some of his 'tude in the photo. I have a secret obsession with drummers...no, not really. It's just that out of my two favorite bands (The Beatles and The Killers) I like him the most and Ringo Starr. So yeah. Ronnie!
Dave Keuning! He also came out re-he-heally good. His hair was fun to draw :D

Some exciting news! It was suggested to me by the boss of the framing guy that I sell prints of these. It's the first time my artwork has been wanted for monetary gains! Unless you count me bribing others in the 4th grade...but I don't. Anyways, I'm looking into it, but I have neither the time nor money to pursue it. So instead I will continue to simply entertain myself. :D Yay the Killers!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Dear Boy in my Religion Class who Sits in front of me,

I have decided that you read my blog. For no other reason comes to mind than this when I put the following situation to thought.

I was sitting doing sudoku before my religion class started and I heard the word "Barney". My ears perked up. He was talking to the girl sitting next to him about how his roommate had left pandora open on his laptop. He then proceeded to make a Barney and friends station on it.

I was dumbfounded.

How could ANYONE but me have this idea?!?!?

Therefore I have decided, boy, that you read my blog. Thank you for considering it worth reading.

-Strawboat

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Places to go, Things to see

I don't do bucket lists. But I do make lists of places I'mma go someday! :D

Library of Congress

Zion's National Park

The Eiffel Tower

Tokyo

Trujillo, Peru

Alaska

Australia, Sydney

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Moscow :D

Friday, October 9, 2009

Opening Pandora's Station

For any of you out there who have a pandora account, you NEED to have this station.

I have made it my personal goal in life to make sure that every account I come upon on Pandora except my own have it.

What do I mean by this, you might ask?

Well, if you haven't noticed, when you close the tab/window/whatever from your pandora account without actually signing out, you will still be logged in the next time you go to the website from that computer.

You'd be surprised just how many people actually don't know this/forget to log out! So just know...don't be surprised if some random stations show up on your pandora every once in awhile... :D

Thursday, October 1, 2009

AMAZING thoughts for the day

I have thoughts like this every day of my life. <3 The idiosyncraisies of english part of course...the best ones are in the middle, and the one on braille! :D

 

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:

Please enjoy the following

1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
 
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
 
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
 
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
 
5. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
 
6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?"  SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
 
8. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
 
10. IS THERE  ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
 
11.  WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
 
12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
 
13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
 
14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
 
15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
 
16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
 
17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
 
18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
 
19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
 
21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
 
22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
 
23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
 
24. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
 
25. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
 
26. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
 
27. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
 
28. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
 
29. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
 
30. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?
 
31. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
 
32. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
 
33. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?
 
34. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

 

Monday, September 28, 2009

Otter Pops and Me

Since I've eaten at least 20 of these (or a Smith's version of them) in the last two days, I thought I'd pay a tribute to them. They are otter pops. They are amazing. I have fond memories at gymnastics summer camp where I'd try and scrounge up 75 cents for one of them.

Did you know they have a website?

Did you know that they produce video's AND songs?

AND! Did you know they are involved in staged age old debates?

Well...if you didn't, please do a google search on them. It's quite fascinating. Otter Pops. Not only for eating any longer.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Automne

I had to wear a sweater to school today cause it was cold. I thought to myself whilst eating oatmeal from a cup, "It sure feels like it's not summer anymore". It just so happens that it isn't summer anymore! According to the all-knowing Peanut's gang calender that I own, it is now the first day of Autumn! It is also called Automne and Herbstanfang...but I prefer English for obvious reasons. Anyways...Fall is basically the best season that there is! And I therefore have to make sure to write about it! :D Fall!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Killer Milton

October 4th is coming up...and we all know what THAT means~! That's right! I'm drawing a new picture! :D ...and General Conference :D


This is who I want to draw this time! :D It was either him or Harrison Ford...but my love for Economics beat out my actor heart throb of when I was 8. This is Milton Friedman! He is definitely my role-model! But sadly I don't have the materials needed to do him justice...so instead I am going to do an artistic version of this picture of the killers! Milton must stay a want for now...but the killers are far from a bad substitute. I'm so excited! I love the killers! :D

Friday, September 11, 2009

Remember

I did a google search, as I am prone to do, on the word 'remember'. Results: A Walk to Remember, Remember the Titans, A quote from Mufasa on the lion king to 'Remember', and even Twilight star Robert Pattinson had his own little diddy about it! But none are important enough to link to on this day.

So please. Remember.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Nevermind...

My room mates whom this post is concerned with don't read my blog yet I believe, so I'm going to go ahead and speak without reserve.

I could have been here today. Isn't it gorgeous!? (like a gorge hahaha) Just LOOKING at this picture takes away all the sad things in this life and fills me with ever extending wonder. The majesty! The color of the water! Being able to wade through a river! Such things would bring me such happiness. Not just a slight happiness either. I've dreamed of going here since I saw a picture in my dentist's office. It was a picture of himself looking up at the narrow's extenuating walls in all of the Narrow's glory personified in that one picture. I wanted to have a picture like that. I wanted to GO. But alas, my desires are thwarted again. Again I am left behind to live my life without the majesties of this world to accompany me. Life is still great, to be sure...but such bitterness I have yet to know. 7 hours before we were to leave for the trip my room mates changed their minds and didn't want to go.

But what I told them when they revealed to me their designs was the truth. I saw their feelings in their eyes and I could not bring them pain that I knew would come if I was selfish. They did not want to make the commitment to go-an all day excursion if pursued-and they feared for their grades if they did so. They didn't feel prepared, which I'll admit we weren't the in the best of prepared-ness, and didn't know enough to go on this great adventure that I myself had concocted. So I chose not to go today. I told them the truth when I said that we shouldn't go. There was not a drop of insincerity when I spoke of my desire not to go. So I didn't go.

Maybe some other time Narrow's at Zion's National Park. Hopefully a better one.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

A Vappous Rant

I would be speaking tortiloquy if I were to say that things are going well. I feel like everyone is playing piladex with me ( ok, really it's all in my head), and no matter how much I strive to be an inveteratist, I still just feel like throwing a sinapistic muffin at everyone. It would seem, in reality, I'm being overly tenellous at the moment. I am. Perhaps I should go give blood...I'm sure they have a dromograph at one of the blood donor places. Or I could help someone out by buying them a scandiscope! Well, I'm sure it would help someone who owns a recineration house...or I could just cook my favorite meal...lardlet and steak! :D Grilled to perfection! That would help me feel better...

Vocab Cheat Sheet:

scandiscope-device for cleaning chimney's
recineration-second time a thing or place is burned down
tortiloquy-dishonest or immoral speech.
dromograph-instrument for measureing velocity of blood flow.
vappous-flat, bland.
lardlet-small piece of bacon used to enrich meat.
pamphagous-eating or consuming everything.
sinapistic-consisting of mustard.
tenellous-somewhat tender.
piladex-game where an inflated bag is hit with hand to keep aloft.
inveteratist-one who resists reform; one who holds to tradition.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

FW: Check out this comic from chelsea!

Best Comic of the Day EVER!

-Strawboat














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Monday, August 31, 2009

Religion Classes

Today was the first day of classes for me. I had three classes and a great amount of apprehension. Sadly, my mischeivious side came out right after my first class and therefore most of my respect for the syllabi I was about to dissect went out the window. It would be against every fiber in my body if I did not make fun of one professor in particular. He is my religion teacher. Sadly, I am also registered in a Freshman class whilst being a Junior. So forewarning, the following misery is mostly self-inflicted.

His first mistake was wanting to be funny. He was very amusing, to be sure. But when you are shooting for the 'freshman giggle' affect, your credibility as a comedian is lessoned. So what do I want him to learn? It's not that hard to get freshman (or sometimes freshie, slang plural frosh accd. to wikipedia) who are in a large group to laugh.

Secondly and Lastly, he has forbidden newspapers in the classroom. All I have to say to that is I will hold to my Walden ways and refuse to follow this unjust law! I do sudoku to stay awake in my classes...so he'd better be one captivating teacher if I'm to not rebel in this case and it's been 2 years since I've had a teacher that captivating that I can't do sudoku and listen to them at the same time!

Ok, that's all I really had to complain about for that teacher. It will be an excellent class for sure. With three papers surprisingly...

I do however need to make fun of a pamphlet he gave me. It is titled, "New Student Guide to Religious Education"

Highlights:

Question 2: "What takes place in a Religious Class?"
Really? Well, for anyone still wondering, the answer is mocking of freshman. There, I said it.

Question 6: "What does a Poor Grade in a Religion Course Signify?"
It means that you don't have a testimony OBVIOUSLY. If you asked this question to ANYONE outside of the LDS church, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it 'signifies' that you didn't do the course work, didn't study for the tests, and didn't learn what the basics of what that religion believes. Harsh, but true.

And you know what? That stupid pamphlet agrees with me.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Your Mom

I find it a personal pass time of mine to turn everyday sayings into 'insults' by informing people that their mom also participates in the activity. Such as "You're MOM plays Chess!". Something ridiculous like that. So when I was sent this comic about momsicles, I decided that everyone needed to know about it. Plus it's Pearls Before Swine! How could you go wrong?

-Strawboat



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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Finals Hot Steam Release

Tar.


That substance that kills elephants. It also happens to hold most of our roads together! Did you know that if you drive at high speeds over recently laid down tar that it splatters over the front of your vehicle? Well, let me tell you! It does! It also gets on your shoes if you walk over it and you track it everywhere...but that is less relevant.

I rant because I had to clean tar off of a truck today. I've had to clean tar off of a car before and, to be quite honest, it's not that hard with a bottle of the orange stuff. Anyways, it is generally not accepted as the most pleasant of ideas by society. I had multiple people tell me of the horrible situation I'd gotten myself into. One man (my favorite) said "What did you do to get stuck doing that!?". The answer is that I was doing my job. Truth be told, most people express their sympathy that way. They can sympathize, and I can think to myself how there are worse things I could be doing for 8 bucks an hour. :D

Saturday, August 8, 2009

FW:

So I was sent this and thought it amusing! :D Enjoy~!

-Strawboat



Bill Gates and the president of General Motors have met for lunch, and Bill is going on and on about computer technology. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour," says Gates. "Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50. Why haven't you guys kept up?"

The president of GM smiles and says, "Because the federal government won't let us build cars that crash four times a day."



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Saturday, August 1, 2009

En Guarde!

I have a confession to make. It's been awhile coming...2 whole weeks in fact. I've secretly taken up two new hobbies, both of which I've been dreaming of taking up for about 5 years now.

First, is learning Shorthand.

I was inspired by a lawyer in my church's home ward. She told me that she had learned it before college and now used it for taking notes in the court room. At one point in time, her notes were called forth as evidence. She didn't want this cause it would go against her case. Luckily the opponent claimed "I don't know how to read THIS! Have her translate it!" and the judge didn't make her do it.

There. Proof. Shorthand is tight.

Anyways, so I've always wanted to learn and now I am teaching myself! It's quite fun, but I'm, like, on a 2nd grade level. I'm currently doing exercises like "Write the word CAT" and I have to sound it out and such. I mostly practice in my linear algebra class because the professor is number crunching and I don't need to pay attention. I imagine I look pretty weird though...in the middle of a math class sounding out the word cat to myself...maybe I aught to just stick to sudoku in math class...

Second is picking up fencing!

This one I'm oober excited about! I've always wanted to take it up, ever since I watching the Princess Bride...no! Even before then! I've wanted to forever! It's in my very blood!!! Yes...


Anyways, I've been going for the past two weeks and I've decided I'm going to pick it up and do it. It is allegedly a life-long sport! And I need a sport to play anyways...

If you know fencing...I apologize for the bad footwork, but I wanted to share some photos we'd taken! I'm in the blue! And there's a video too ( let's hope it works! ) so...yay fencing!


To explain this video, I'm going against the instructor. The video cuts out some of the action, but you can be comforted in the fact that I lost this point :D

So...the kuh-aat is ow-oot of the baa-guh. But it's so exciting to pick up new things! Now I just have to get good at them!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Post 98!

So I know I just wrote yesterday, but I thought it would be a pleasant idea to share with you the fact that it's been 1 year since I started blogging! Wow...I actually didn't think it was going to be that interesting for me, but I've found it to be a good way of telling people of things that I think are amusing (or not so amusing). Hence why I'm glad to've had the foresight to title my blog beautiful laughter...in French. Cause laughter is beautiful, no? Well, thanks to all the people who read my blog. It makes it slightly more worthwhile.
\(^.^)/ *throws confetti*

Monday, July 20, 2009

Cupcakes and Chess

Chess never looked quite so delicious, eh? So I've been playing chess weekly with my friend Rick and for the first time last week, I won. But I kinda felt oober bad! Mostly because when I lose to someone whom I should have beaten, I feel perty awful. So I decided to convert my guilt into baking.
We played Chess with cupcakes :D
Sarah was there as a witness...
...and Michael was there to help us eat the pieces that met their demise!


No worries though. I'll never feel bad about winning again. All such feelings fled as Rick maliciously took a huge bite of my King after a smashingly drawn out check mate.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Eye-Opening and Mouth-Closing

Ah, Ah, Ah, AH, AH, AH, AHH, AHHH, AHHHHHHHHH.

Yes, that is exactly what is going through my head right now, and probably every time I think of ever eating fast food again. EVER. I knew this day would come. I've avoided it the best I can. But hulu got the best of me.

I watched Super Size me. I didn't want to know the truth. I thought I'd be happy just vaguely knowing that for some reason by eating McDonalds for a month a guy was swiftly led down the path of deteriorating health. I had heard he almost died, that he ate McDonald's everyday, and he started to have cravings for McDonalds. What I didn't know until I watched this was that he didn't almost die (though it was still digusting what happened), he ate McDonald's for EVERY meal (I can barely get through the lethargy that comes after eating one of their meals :[ ), and that he had a girlfriend who was vegan (this is a novelty for me because I admire vegans but also think them ridiculous).

So what am I going to do about this? Well, first off I'm going to be sick for about a week; that's what originally detered me from watching this thing was that I knew I would be sick. Now I have this feeling that I need to be more self-conscious about what I eat than what I usually do. But I know I'm still going to eat fast food? So here comes the paradox. Perhaps I just need to wait for the shell shock of watching SuperSize me to wear off.

It comes down to this then. I'll probably become a more frequent user of this.

Friday, July 10, 2009

des photos

Remember those pictures I promised? Well, turns out I took them on my camera and not the sd card...so I can't get them off. But I wanted to share some cool photos from my recent escapades anyways :D Even if they didn't occur at 5 in the morning :D


So this is the most nature-ish thing I have on my camera currently, I made a face with the sun and a cloud. I think it's probably the coolest thing I've ever seen :D whoot for mustaches!


Ok, so I suppose this is nature-ish too. It's Provo all lit up for 4th of July! You can't really see the fireworks...but they are there, I promise!So I went to a parade and they had a tank. After said parade I was riding my bike to a friends house and the tank pulled up beside to me on it's way to wherever it's kept and I thought to myself "Sure, you may go faster than me, but I bet neither of us can blow anything up!" At least...I hope it was an unarmed tank. Ngh!
I took a hike, and with any traditional hike you have to get yourself a stick and...look like a hick?
So on my 'vacation' I went to Disneyland and I have to say, there are many an opportunity for optical illusions there! :D
Dakota graduated! Gush!
He Graduated again! (from seminary) And this picture was quite the adventure. My bro doesn't like hugs, so my sister tried to tackle him...he's twice our size! it's hard! But when I my dad put his hand in the mix, we got the picture! :D Or should I say pick? No...it doesn't rhyme no matter how much I want it to...

Well, yay for pictures!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Adapting

Well, I got an e-mail about my last blog informing me that the drink that got thrown at me at the parade (I felt very special <-serious) was very healthy for you. I think I'll still stand by my opinion, but I've never been one to drink health drinks. So if you want to live longer than me...

Anyways, I am going to express my opinion again. I read this article today in the school newspaper. Summary :

"The new novel, by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith, transforms this classic tale of a band of sisters searching for husbands to a band of sisters searching for husbands while battling zombies with their amazing ninja skills."

Really? Zombies and 19th century ninja's? I don't think they KNEW about ninja's in Britain in Jane Austen's time!? Albeit it would probably keep up the daily gossip for at least three days...but I think the best thing said about this book is what is says about the plot line.

“People taking these strolls, riding their carriages to and fro. There are so many opportunities there — for zombie attacks.”

Yes friends, when I first read Pride and Prejudice...that is EXACTLY what I thought of. Le Sigh.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Giving Services

Well, first off, yay for American Independence! :D Last night I celebrated by watching me some fireworks. Fireworks that I looked down upon! That's right friends, I look down on fireworks. No, I just took a hike and watched it from 1000 ft above of where they were being blasted from. Anyways, having seen a very patriotic parade that morning, it lead me to want to share with you one of the most American things I can think of. That's right, giving away advertisements on a National Holiday when no one cares.

First off, I was given a flyer for cell phone services. To be quite honest, any plan uou give me would have to go pretty far to beat the one I'm currently on. It's called the My-Daddy-Loves-Me plan and it's pretty hard to beat...ever.

Secondly I was given coupons for Del Taco. I've been to Del Taco and I know that the food on the advertisement will never be close to what it is in real life. So I have no intention of using those coupons. But if anyone is interested, I'm sure you can find some here.

This last one comes with a warning. I got a packet of juice thrown at me from off of a parade float. It contained a drink so ridiculous I just had to make fun of it. It's called Koopuwa by Maakoa. To me, the best description I can give is a V8 fruit juice drink gone horribly awry (i.e. very nasty). I just hope it's 'unique' blend of acai berries doesn't give me cancer. It was also nothing compared to something else I got thrown at me yesterday...a laffy taffy...and of course...



Katie L. from Tyler TX asks "What time was it when the elephant sat on a chair?" Can you guess? Well..."Time to get a new chair." hehe. Not only is it so bluntly literal it's funny, it's also not expected! Well...maybe from a Laffy Taffy joke you can expect it...who knows?

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow

So I'm off of my vacation now and I'm back to work and school! I happen to have gotten a raise this past month and now I'm taking part of it in full swing. I have to say my favorite part is walking to work. I'm not saying this to be sick and twisted since I wake up at the crack of dawn, but because I like the scenery! So, tomorrow I'm going to take some pictures and put them up for all to see! Albeit I don't know if I can capture it, but I'll try!

Being back in school finds me back in the swing of learning. Like learning about the 12th book of the Robert Jordan series! Tangent: Oh man, if you're looking for an amazing read, read The Wheel of Time series. It's worth all the work you have to put into it. I say work because each book is about 1000 pages of glorious literature long. If you want a scale of how long that takes to read, it's about a 20-26 hour read for me personally, and I average about 30 pages an hour with this book. Anyways, I've learned what the cover looks like (see above), that the release party is going to be held at BYU, and that Brandon Sanderson is 55% done with the book :D. See, sadly Robert Jordan died...and therefore his wife was put in charge of finishing the series. One thing lead to another and she chose Sanderson to finish the series.

So I'm geeking out about the book, but I won't be reading it. Honestly, maybe I should make a hit-list titled "Books that are amazing but I refuse to read them though I desperately want to." On it would be ALL of Robert Jordan's works and Brandon Sanderson's stuff. *sigh* Why you might ask? Well, I suppose it's cause I chose not to and therefor I am not.

Speaking of being obstinate, it was Lisa's birthday yesterday! She's my freshman friend who has now come to join me in the college life. Yesterday we celebrated her birthday and boy howdy was it fun! We wandered around and I had to force her to let me buy her ice cream, bwahaha! But it was fun and I just wanted to get that shout out, out there whilst I could! Happy Birthday Lisa! *throws confetti*

Friday, June 5, 2009

National Shopping Day

What holiday is this cake celebrating? National shopping day? We bought it yesterday for National Doughnut Day, but I didn't see the connection to be quite honest. Come on! A giant purse? Maybe it could be used as a birthday cake...but really? le sigh