I would be speaking tortiloquy if I were to say that things are going well. I feel like everyone is playing piladex with me ( ok, really it's all in my head), and no matter how much I strive to be an inveteratist, I still just feel like throwing a sinapistic muffin at everyone. It would seem, in reality, I'm being overly tenellous at the moment. I am. Perhaps I should go give blood...I'm sure they have a dromograph at one of the blood donor places. Or I could help someone out by buying them a scandiscope! Well, I'm sure it would help someone who owns a recineration house...or I could just cook my favorite meal...lardlet and steak! :D Grilled to perfection! That would help me feel better...
Vocab Cheat Sheet:
scandiscope-device for cleaning chimney's
recineration-second time a thing or place is burned down
tortiloquy-dishonest or immoral speech.
dromograph-instrument for measureing velocity of blood flow.
vappous-flat, bland.
lardlet-small piece of bacon used to enrich meat.
pamphagous-eating or consuming everything.
sinapistic-consisting of mustard.
tenellous-somewhat tender.
piladex-game where an inflated bag is hit with hand to keep aloft.
inveteratist-one who resists reform; one who holds to tradition.
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Mmmm...lardlet and steak! That sounds awesome. I hope Drako reads this, so he can see how smart you are. Do you have a secret crush on Drako? Are you trying to impress him with you angst?
XD Yes, I look for men who like girls that are angsty and use outdated vernacular. But if I crushed on Drako, wouldn't that make me that one slytherin girl? I think not. If anything, I'm Luna.
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