Quotes

So I'm reading Russian Novels that, me being the feminist that I am, are quite...amusing...to read. Enjoy.

"..A woman is like a sack--it holds whatever you put in it..."-Gogol

"Sooner some other female weakness, but no one has yet reproached me for thievery."-Gogol

"Just let the mamas and the aunties start working on [a young girl] now. In a year they'll have her so filled with all sorts of female stuff that her own father won't recognize her."-Gogol

"Since Poets began writing and woman began reading them (for which our heartfelt thanks), they have been called angels so often that, in their simplicity, they've come to accept this compliment as the truth. They forgot that the same poets (in return for money) acclaimed Nero as a demigod."-Lermontov (I don't know if I've quoted this one before...sorry if I have)

Here's another other funny one not related so much to anti-women-ness :D

"...agreeable conversation is better than any food."Gogol

Domo-kun!!!!

Would you still be my friend if I wore this everyday until it turned to rags?

Cause I have fallen in love with it.

Unfortunately for me I won't own it until I earn enough money to buy ridiculous things.

44

Just an update:

I got to 44 cats on my left hand before I got sick of it and didn't want to get the world record anymore (min is 56 cats). I just...looked at my blue hand the smell of ink made me ill for some reason. So I stopped.

It did, however, keep me awake in all of my classes. I.e. a miracle.

Records

I was directed to the website urdb.org and these are the records I aspire to beat.

Largest Group "Meow" Rendition Of 'Lean On Me'

How to implement: I think I can make this a successful ward activity

Largest Group To Dance "The Carlton"

How to implement: Next family reunion :D

Most Cats Drawn On A Hand

How to implement.Friday in class. This woman is married and this is how I plan to catch the eye of some lucky guy. That or I'll take a picture of my hand with one of the rings I have on my left ring finger. One of the two.
And yes, I really will be doing this last one. :D