A Vappous Rant

I would be speaking tortiloquy if I were to say that things are going well. I feel like everyone is playing piladex with me ( ok, really it's all in my head), and no matter how much I strive to be an inveteratist, I still just feel like throwing a sinapistic muffin at everyone. It would seem, in reality, I'm being overly tenellous at the moment. I am. Perhaps I should go give blood...I'm sure they have a dromograph at one of the blood donor places. Or I could help someone out by buying them a scandiscope! Well, I'm sure it would help someone who owns a recineration house...or I could just cook my favorite meal...lardlet and steak! :D Grilled to perfection! That would help me feel better...

Vocab Cheat Sheet:

scandiscope-device for cleaning chimney's
recineration-second time a thing or place is burned down
tortiloquy-dishonest or immoral speech.
dromograph-instrument for measureing velocity of blood flow.
vappous-flat, bland.
lardlet-small piece of bacon used to enrich meat.
pamphagous-eating or consuming everything.
sinapistic-consisting of mustard.
tenellous-somewhat tender.
piladex-game where an inflated bag is hit with hand to keep aloft.
inveteratist-one who resists reform; one who holds to tradition.

A Verb Veprecose

Vanmost, in an attempt to conform to assectational shopping instead of simply going to the store, I decided to do some online shopping and buy a t-shirt from threadless.com (Foremost; the act of following after something else). Hence the picture. I'm afraid my collection of t-shirts is tending to viliorate and so I thought I might begin to, slowly, adimpleate it to it's former standard (to deteriorate; to fill up).

Having recovered from my gleimous state, I find myself able to write blateration again (slimy; full of phlegm; blabber/chatter). I wanted to take this opportunity to thank a friend of mine who taught me how to drive stick shift this past week.

Thanks to Rick, not only will I be able to drive my favorite rhedarious land cruser, I'll also have the ability to drive any car out there! (of or serving as a carriage or chariot) Albeit I have not forgotten, being scelidate, that I can walk places-therefore saving the world-when it's at all possible (having legs). Plus I'm not exactly an expert at stick. I only stalled once though. All in all I am a beginner and it's best not to mowburnt my zeal, so to speak, and take my time learning this 'new' way of driving. :D (crops spoiled by becoming overheated)

I think the biggest irony is that the day before I learned to drive stick...I bought a bike. I bet in a graocracy...there aren't very many bikes (government by an old woman or women). I've been trying to think of a way that I could ride my bike in a skirt and so far I haven't been able to envision it. Anyways, I shall be discovering all the latibule's of my town where I haven't been before! (hiding place's) Just today I discovered a Peruvian restaurant that is closed on Monday's! I also found out where a farmer's market is AND a park that I like. Bikes are a good investment friends!

Save the Words!

So I've had a tornatil mind as of late (turned on a wheel). You might quaeritate, why (to ask)? Well, I've found a new word that I love so much, my love for it would show up on an odynometer (instrument for measuring pain)! It is sevidical. Now I won't give you the meaning just yet, though I know it'll cause me to misqueme you (to displease). Why, you might quaeritate? Well, first I want to make a ducenarious list about how much I love the word (pertaining to two hundred)!

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Not really. It means you're speaking cruel or harsh words. Don't get me wrong, if I see an epalpebrate person, I won't go so far as to do what is rude or unkind (lacking eyebrows). I'd become good friends with the person and unleash my witty sarcasm, to be sure! :D That's why I like it so; it works so well with sarcasm!

I've also been thinking about characters in books. I recently started and just as soon stopped reading a manga. In every manga/anime/comic book/movie/tv show they try to make their characters unique (like an epalpebrate main character or some such nonsense). So I've taken to things like observing how peoples eyes change when making a palmoscopy (observation of heartbeat or pulse, medically), or even siagonology (the study of jaw-bones). It always helps with my doodles...

Well...that's about it for this post. Unless I randomly throw in a word like mingent because otherwise I won't meet my quota of 10 new words (dischargine urine). To be quite honest there was no way to work it in without an odd feeling afterwards, and yet it was too amusing of a word to pass up! :D

They Affictitiously Quit!

Having need of a succisive (of spare or extra time) post, I return once again to obarmate (to arm against) my readers of ignorance! This is mostly spurred by discovery that the website akin to a pomarious(of or belonging to an orchard or fruit-garden) collection of words had been momentlarily shut down! I was therefore momentarily distraught. But after checking religiously for the past 2 weeks to see if the site had been shut down, it came up again today!

I am easily mulcible (able to be appeased) from this turn of events for I don't want others to miss out. I have also decided to jungible( that may be joined) my design and another's keleusmatically(in an demanding manner) placed comment by giving you the website. It is http://savethewords.org/ and yes there is a roomthily (spatially; with respect to space) amount of things to be learned there. One might even say that you could make a dodranthal (of nine inches in length) list of things you can learn from it! I have already signed up for the cause, to be sure.

Sadly I must now stop procrastinating my ptochology (study of beggars and unemployment) assigned to me for the night, despite a dvd of a drollic (pertaining to puppet shows) tv series tempting me on the shelf. Bon Soir!

You'll Always Sound Precocious!

In an effort to gumfiate [to cause to swell] my reader's love for using large words, I decided to write a blog with 10 new vocab words that I got from a site on the internet. It's like a cibosity [store of food] website, but for words. I don't want to share it just yet...mostly because I have a senticous [prickly; thorny] personality concerning things that I treasure immensely. Plus I thought it'd be more veteratorian [subtle] if I was coy about it.

It's also something I did the other day in my French class. We took 10 french words and had to make a casitive [having grammatical cases] story out of it. Mine was not a favorite of the teachers, but at least it wasn't about a jussulent [full of broth or soup] gardevisure [visor of a helmet as shown on heraldic devices]. Her favorite one was a somandric [pertaining to the human body] retelling of someone's grandma loosing their glass eye at a night club.

I would suggest reading through this post by ignoring the definitions. You get a whole different meaning! Plus it sounds like I'm using ton's of icasm's [figurative expressions]. But in reality...I have no sceptriferous [bearing a scepter; having authority] influence over how you read. :D